If any of you lovelies happen by my trailer and see a rather LARGE sea mine in front of it please don't kick it. I mean, I'm not entirely SURE it will explode. ...almost 70% sure it won't. Maybe 50. But best not to take chances with our overall health, right?
If any has been wondering where I am, I am busy making MAGIC. GREMLIN MAGIC. For those of you who are new and do not understand this, LET ME EXPLAIN IN PERSON...unless of course you're not physically attractive, in a case such as that however, BRING BOOZE and we can talk at LENGTH.